intro
I don't wanna be
Anything other than what i've been trying to be lately
All i have to do
Is think of me and i've got piece of mind
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Wednesday, September 07, 2005
As Requested by fans of it... ITS BACK!
Top ten list for the night. As everyone is so stressed, i shall do one on the exams and stress... Have a nice night and look out till friday...
Top ten excuses when studying for exams (with help from shan wee)
10. Lie that you went to your grandparents funeral during every subject. (use with discression. by right you should only have at most 4 of them)
9. My dog ate my textbook. (Yar i'm sure he could digest the hard-covered version of Marketing for Hospitality and Tourism by Phillip Kotler)
8. My house got burned down. I don't even have a home! (right... and you're wearing levis jeans and adidas shoes... magically appeared huh?)
7. The was a rat infestation. The rats ran away with my notes! (now you know why rats live in pipes... its the engineering books i tell you...)
6. My religious teacher told me to pray more as it makes me a better person. So i prayed the whole day... Didn't have enough time to study.
5. The door to my room was stuck! I couldn't pull it open! (erm... did u try pushing it open?)
4. I got captured by aliens! I tell you they did something to me! (someone please call the IMH...)
3. I couldn't study the notes. I burned it and drank it. (that explains the bloated stomach...)
2. I accidentally burned my notes away during the 7th month... sorry ar... (right......)
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AND THE NUMBER #1 SPOT TODAY IS.....
1. *raises arm to mouth*
I was working in BK... (muahahaha.... i think only alan and tat will understand)
