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I don't wanna be
Anything other than what i've been trying to be lately
All i have to do
Is think of me and i've got piece of mind
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Thursday, August 18, 2005
Ok... very tired, so i'll just have a short post. Went for culinary science deployment today... i really enjoyed myself... even though the work was backbreaking and the hours were long, i had fun. Chef Susie even sat me down and had a nice talk with me... enjoyed that... really. Jun... haha... finally managed to pass the stage with my help eh? hehe... wad to expect in return... hmm...haha...
Ok... today's top 10 list... here goes:
10 ways to tell someone that they're in your way.10. Move elsewhere.
9. Move them elsewhere. By force of course.
8. Tickle them.
7. Pinch them.
6. (Sherry loves doing this) Bite them. *WARNING: If they are big and repulsive, and smell. Try to avoid doing this. For obvious reasons.*
5. Eat lots of garlic. Breathe in to face. Watch instant results.
4. Don't bathe for weeks. Test on obstructee. Change duration for more potency.
3. Yell "EXCUSE ME!!!", then look around and pretend that it wasn't you... Whistle if necessary.
2. Tell him/her that his/her shoelaces are undone. When they bend down, low-blow them. When the victim is groaning on the floor. Gloat and tell them that it was their fault for standing in your way.
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1. Shout. "LAI AH... AOU BUEH SHIO AH..."
